St.M

Certificate of
Spiritual Density

Issued by the Vestry of St. Maudlyns-le-Wold

Be it known by the changing of the seasons that

Has successfully completed The Syllabus of the Stone, having resisted the siren call of the Algorithm, endured the Silence of the Room, and purged the colors from their glowing rectangle.

They are hereby recognized as a Low Entropy Citizen.

The Rev. B. Bassette
(Vicar)
Mrs. Miggins
(Parish Clerk)