THE SCHOOL OF ENTROPY

Practical Drills for the Scattered Soul

"Discipline is the only shield against the Noise."

You are leaking energy, Brethren. Your attention is a sieve. The following exercises are mandatory for all parishioners who wish to regain their density. Perform them with the solemnity of a burial.

LESSON I: THE COLOR PURGE Difficulty: Low

The Theory: Silicon Valley uses bright colors (Candy Crush Red, Notification Blue) to hijack your reptilian brain. They treat you like a hummingbird seeking nectar.

The Exercise:

The Result: Your phone is now a tool, not a toy. Instagram looks like a surveillance tape. You will naturally lose interest.

LESSON II: THE BEDROOM EXORCISM Difficulty: High

The Theory: The last thing you see at night and the first thing you see in the morning should not be the opinions of strangers.

The Exercise:

LESSON III: THE SACRED BOREDOM Difficulty: Severe

The Theory: You have forgotten how to wait. You fill every gap in time with scrolling. This kills the imagination.

The Exercise:

HAVE YOU COMPLETED THE DRILLS?

If you have successfully stared at a wall for 20 minutes without checking the news...

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